Friday, April 10, 2009

Irrelevant Pop Stars

Stop already! I’m talking to you Neil Young and Prince!

For goodness sake, a record every three years would do. And please edit your output somewhat! The quality of your records is awful; do you just release everything you record? Of course you do, and you record everything you write. This leads to awful triple albums of fifth rate rubbish, which your misguided fans feel compelled to buy.

Fork in the road is the new album by Neil Young. A concept album about cars and stuff, that seems to be an extended commercial for canola oil as our energy future. Prince is apparently releasing three albums this year! What in the name of God is a Lotus Flow3r anyway? I’m amazed that these people’s arses are big enough to take their giant heads!

Another piece of news for NY&P (hmm good name for a band), albums are irrelevant anyway, a triple album is just 30 or so MP3’s purchased and listened to (or not) in no particular order. Neil may want us to listen to a bunch of songs about cars that double as deep fat fryers, but the one good song (if there is one), is just going to end up next to Like A Hurricane in our MP3 player.

Well they are not getting my money, first of all they are not on e music and even if they were all my downloads for the next few months are booked for Felt and Jim Bob.

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