Shed

Been cleaning the shed.

Winter is a creationary force, this is proved by the fact that there is crap in my shed that wasn't there before the winter. I believe that the odd little things that metamorphose from the universes nada must be spontaneous.

The mower of course needs servicing, otherwise Sears cannot make a fortune by selling parts to service your mower. Sears you see has a switch that Mr. Sears hits once a year making your mower crap. Paranoid? Maybe. But at forty three years of age I have learned one thing, warranty is retail for life expectancy.